Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you
"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"
i love animal crossing because instead of being all mad when you haven’t been on in a while all they do is express concern and say how much they’ve missed you and its so sweet