lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
looking at you Kronos
getting home and being able to take off your pants more like
when u and ur friends look fresh af
I think its horrible how people just celebrate Halloween without knowing why! We wouldn’t even be here if Jesus hadn’t slain that colossal pumpkin
shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with